MEET THE PACK

THE MEOWSCHIEF
MAKERS

Ten strays. One stage. Absolutely no adult supervision.

NO JUDGMENTNO GATEKEEPINGMAXIMUM MEOWSCHIEF

PACK LEADER

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LILLY
ASHCROFT

THE ALLEY RINGLEADER

WANTED FOR: Organizing excessive meowschief and giving the pack permission to cause problems.

RIOT AWAITING AUTHORIZATION.

WANTED ALIVE FOR: EXPLICIT EMOJING • EXCESSIVE NOISE • MEOWSCHIEF • AND OTHER SHIT

ACTUAL FFXIV CHARACTER™

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JIM

THE RIFF WARDEN

WANTED FOR: Being armed with a guitar and having absolutely no volume control.

LOCAL EMO™

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VIVY

THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MENACE

WANTED FOR: Crying in colour, breaking hearts, and making it everyone else’s problem.

CHAOS VERIFIED

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PERSEPHONE
PRIMROSE

THE GRAVEYARD GROOVE DEALER

WANTED FOR: Disturbing the peace after midnight and looking suspiciously good doing it.

HIGH VOLTAGE

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KALI
KROSS

THE CROSSFIRE CATASTROPHE

WANTED FOR: Weaponizing power chords and crossing every line drawn in front of her.

BAD LUCK ACTIVE

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JASMINE
JINX

THE BAD-LUCK BACKBEAT

WANTED FOR: Cursing every quiet room and leaving feedback where silence used to be.

CUTE BUT ARMED

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FELICITY
FAYEE

THE BUBBLEGUM RIOT

WANTED FOR: Excessive cuteness with intent to cause a full-scale punk emergency.

FERAL FREQUENCY

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IHRIE
IYNX

THE FEEDBACK FERAL

WANTED FOR: Chewing through volume limits and refusing to come when called.

DISCORD DETECTED

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ERIKA
ERIS

THE DISCORD INSTIGATOR

WANTED FOR: Inciting chaos, encouraging strays, and making disorder look organized.

AFTER-DARK OFFENDER

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HAILEY
HELLSING

THE MIDNIGHT NOISE COMPLAINT

WANTED FOR: Stalking silence after dark and frightening respectable volume levels.

LILLYASHCROFT